Ahh, the video game community. The misfit family reunion that nobody ever wants to think about, talk about, or hear about. The most vocal group of people you could ever meet with the most resounding backlash and harsh opinions to ever pool together over a common cause.
One that nobody cared about.
Oh, hello friends and thank you for stumbling across my blog! I wanted to take a little time to talk about Battlefield V, a game that neither I nor anyone really knows anything about other than the few small trailers and images that have recently leaked from Dice and EA.
Interestingly enough, the game seems to take place during a WWII timeframe, but what's this?? It features WOMEN warriors?? Oh dear oh dear. Well that's alright, Battlefield has ALWAYS been more historically accurate than Call of Duty. It's ALWAYS been a realistic war experience, so I'm sure it'll be fine...
What the...what's this?? What are those outfits??? That's not World War II at all!!! Is...is that The Boss from Metal Gear Solid? And a clown!? How COULD they possibly do this to US, the video game community!? This isn't historically accurate at all! They are literally PISSING on history, and my great great grandfather is rolling in his grave because of this TRAVESTY!!!
*and scene*, great job everyone!
Seriously. What is wrong with you, internet? If you think that was a dramatic reaction to what I've revealed to you so far, then just google Battlefield V, or I'll do you one better, look up #notmybattlefield on twitter.
It would seem that all sorts of overly opinionated crybabies have gotten their panties tied in a knot because their beloved shooty shoot franchise is, in fact, being a video game. Yes, it's true, in a world where developers can do whatever they want, however they want, real life people have yet again thrown a giant piss party over the fact that a video game may not be exactly what they want it to be.
A travesty, for sure.
Cucks and feminist alike have taken to twitter to voice off their resounding disapproval for a video game, and it couldn't be any more glorious! Let's take a look at a few examples, shall we??
User Vulpes Inculta writes:
"It really hurts to have to say this, but I am not wasting my money on this piece of trash. This is so offensive and disrespectful and is a SJW piece of shit thing. If you wanted to do this, you could've made up your own war, not disrespect the memory of WWII...#NotMyBattlefield"
Of course. Every Battlefield experience to this point has been spot on, with absolutely no wavering factors or historical blemishes. We have to cater to the SJWs now, with this "piece of shit thing". Sad.
Fem warrior Miella in glasses speaks out with great vigor!:
"It's so funny how so many crybabies (all of them are men) are saying "buuu you need to learn about WWII, no women, buuuu" but hey
- Virginia Hall (spy)
- Susan Travers
- "The Czech nurse" (an unknow assassin who killed nazis)
and more and more and more #NotMyBattlefield"
You sure showed those boys! Those 3 examples clearly prove your vast insight of WWII, and the involvement of women. So silly, and clearly it's all men who are crying out in backlash!
Wait a minute...
mike jones keeps it real:
"Don't expect the black community to support this game if all you do is put as tokens #EA #notmybattlefield"
Of course, user complaints would never feel complete without pointing out some good old fashion racism. Shame shame, Dice.
But why bother even hiring a staff to fix things up? Helmet Preub has you covered:
Of course, user complaints would never feel complete without pointing out some good old fashion racism. Shame shame, Dice.
But why bother even hiring a staff to fix things up? Helmet Preub has you covered:
"#NotMyBattlefield
FIX IT DICE Remove Women from every faction except for Russian snipers and French resistance if it’s in the game.
FIX IT DICE Remove Women from every faction except for Russian snipers and French resistance if it’s in the game.
Lower the pace of the game.
Make the colorful graphics a dark dusty one.
Slow down tank speed.
Remove the ridiculous soldier customization."
Obviously if one man can call out all of your issues with one simple tweet, then you've just found the holy grail of game development! Slow them tanks down, increase the dark and dusty tenfold!!!
All of these are fine examples of the greater community, voicing their unwavering, masterfully crafted opinions. With upstanding voices like these, what more could the AAA industry possibly need?
Obviously if one man can call out all of your issues with one simple tweet, then you've just found the holy grail of game development! Slow them tanks down, increase the dark and dusty tenfold!!!
All of these are fine examples of the greater community, voicing their unwavering, masterfully crafted opinions. With upstanding voices like these, what more could the AAA industry possibly need?
...where's my Tylenol.
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